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On the weekend of 18th and 19th of September 2010. Colm is committing an attempted murder of his cousin Seamus O'Boyle. This is believed to be Colm's second attempt on his cousins life. The previous time was in 2006 at the Wicklow Rogaine. Smaller attempts have taken place in recent years under the blanket of the Stone Cross to Lug Relay. This latest attempt on Seamus's life is been committed under the blanket of the Mourne Mountain Marathon.
This race is a two day, unsupported race in the wilderness that is the Mourne Mountains. Seamus is believed to have seen through the plot and has convinced Colm that the B class is a more achievable goal. Needless to say, it was decided to press on. This, however, will only result in "Death been quick and efficient, no survivors".
In a separate murder attempt, McCloy and Higgins are believed to be in a serious domestic dispute - which also has resulted in a Mourne Mountain Marathon stand off. It is believed that the only way forward to try resolve this dispute is through the fearly named ELITE class. The most intensive therapy for couples who's relationship is under strain.
We wish both parties successful deaths so that the issues can finally be buried.
Results, photos and more are viewable here over the weekend.
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